“Boys & girls, it is story time. Tonight has been crazy. First off, about midnight some guy attacked one of our associates with an axe, ok(?) he wanted to ___ grab the hatchet & went after him. He got taken to the hospital & shortly after that, the power went out & it just slowly kept going out until the whole store was pitch black & then after we got the power back on, came in, the meat bonkers(?) were on fire. So we had the fire department out here. Oh & before, right before the lights went out there was a fight over at Mc Donald's I mean, it was crazy, I mean, I don't even know how to get all the words out, how crazy it was. But I was sure to right about it this morning because I see it as a new ___ in my life after, well tonight was the night it did happen & the funny part was I was gonna do a day in my life post about my day, but I was like nah, I won't worry about it. Damn, I should of brought my camera. Well tah tah for now.”